why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
If anyone ever tries to tell u that makeup is not the best in the history of ever u need to first inform them that they are wrong and then never speak to them again
I am literally so proud right now. “#eyeliner so sharp it could kill a man” You’re my baby now
OH WELL THANK THE EVER LOVING FUCK FOR THAT, FINALLY YOU CONFIRM THAT BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS IN FACT SEXY TO THE WORLD THANK YOU FOR THAT EVER SO MUCH, MARK. THANK THE FUCK OUT OF ME. WHAT’S THAT ABOUT SHERLOCK AND 2016? I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH’S OVERWHELMING SEXINESS YOU WERE SO KIND TO CONFIRM
we haven’t seen john watson shirtless, have we even seen his arms? he is always long sleeves. he could literally have tattoos from army
did you know that lullabies were originally called lilith-byes and they were sung over babies to make sure that lilith didn’t come and snatch them in the night and eat them
please tell me that you’re joking
bloODY HELL WHAT
maybe john should have sang some more of them to sammy
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation
*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*
*says a Latin incantation*
*sacrifices a virgin to the dark lord Satan*
What the fuck…
I want to be a ninja when I grow up.
#just look at him hopping across the street #with his groceries in his hands #like the adorable little shit that he is #JUST LOOK AT HIM
I’ve been waiting for this gifset since this episode came out where have you been all the days of my life you sweet beautiful thing you
Thus the muses spake:
"JK you dealt kinda shittily with Dumbledore and other diversity aspects, so we’re gonna go ahead and fix this ourselves"
In other news A+ headcanons from the HP fandom.
Here we see Crowley smiling because Justin Bieber’s ten years are almost up.
OH MY GOD
IM FUCKING DEAD THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING
Lupita Nyong’o wins an Oscar for portraying a real life slave, and the first thing she did was thank Patsy for her inspiration.
Jared Leto wins an Oscar for portraying a trans woman, and doesn’t mention trans women at all.
I think the point makes itself.
*shots fired* shut the fuck up